My name is Holly Dixon.
I live in Portland, I am not a hipster, I smoke a lot, I collect records, and I am married.
This is my Tumblr, which somehow already existed, even though I never built one.

I guess I am a hipster, or else I wouldn't have a predestined Tumblr page.

I swear to God the internet doesn't make it easy to be hip anymore.
Ask me questions. I will literally answer anything you throw at me.

21st September 2011

Question

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

You mean to tell me that, for once, I get a real-live question, and it’s spam?

I DESERVE a good pussy shot for this.

21st September 2011

Post reblogged from Jalapenos for breakfast with 3,612 notes

You want thingamabobs?

shineslikestarlight:

I’ve got twenty

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Twenty fucking thingamabobs

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Here

For you

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Take them

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Take my thingamabobs

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Source: shineslikestarlight

19th September 2011

Photo reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 4,641 notes

a-zombie-on-a-bicycle:

vampirecircus:

The perfect storm of memes.

lol. 

Well played, internet. I seem to have stopped breathing due to the funny. So… you enjoy that.

a-zombie-on-a-bicycle:

vampirecircus:

The perfect storm of memes.

lol. 

Well played, internet. I seem to have stopped breathing due to the funny. So… you enjoy that.

Source: vampirecircus

18th September 2011

Photo reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 45,792 notes

Lets see…

Lets see…

Tagged: reblogboredask

Source: boipussy

17th September 2011

Photo reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 151,964 notes

kattykatastrophe:

thatbieberswagg:

iluvdarygewdanon:

@.@’

DON’T DO THIS WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK, IT SENT ME CRAZY.

…woah
OMG
I LOVE LIFE
 Stare at it for 30 seconds and then look somewhere else.
I’M TRIPPING FUCK BALLS BRO, I FEEL SO HIGH LOL…FREE DRUGS
@__________@
MY EYES.
OH FUCK
Not gonna lie, it freaked me out when i first clicked on it.

free druugs.

ertybijkvledshbrgjeflsirnkbvbeg4higjkwlfaewjnbiegsfjnm

GGGGAH

kattykatastrophe:

thatbieberswagg:

iluvdarygewdanon:

@.@’

DON’T DO THIS WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK, IT SENT ME CRAZY.

…woah

OMG

I LOVE LIFE

 Stare at it for 30 seconds and then look somewhere else.

I’M TRIPPING FUCK BALLS BRO, I FEEL SO HIGH LOL…FREE DRUGS

@__________@

MY EYES.

OH FUCK

Not gonna lie, it freaked me out when i first clicked on it.

free druugs.

ertybijkvledshbrgjeflsirnkbvbeg4higjkwlfaewjnbiegsfjnm

GGGGAH

Source: xhiao1994.com

17th September 2011

Photoset reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 43,568 notes

This is

goddamn

my FAVORITE

Family Guy joke.

Tagged: lolfamily guy

Source: danielzrotfl

17th September 2011

Photo reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 19 notes

god damn it

god damn it

Tagged: lolmemejesus catfunny

Source: a-zombie-on-a-bicycle

17th September 2011

Photoset reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 5,499 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

[Previously…

From thefrogman, follow thefrogman for more posts like this

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

GODDAMNIT THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Tagged: frogman originalmilocorgilifeguarddog

Source: thefrogman.me

17th September 2011

Photo reblogged from A Zombie on a bicycle. with 2,701 notes

What’s that?!
I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME WINNING

What’s that?!

I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME WINNING

Tagged: lolfunnytop gearjeremy clarksonrupert grint

Source: a-zombie-on-a-bicycle

16th June 2011

Photo reblogged from Spider-Man Does Whatever a Spider Can. with 74 notes

spidermanspiderman:


http://unoiseaurebelle.tumblr.com/

I. CANNOT. BREATHE.
Favorite fucking part of Wedding Singer

spidermanspiderman:

Photobucket

http://unoiseaurebelle.tumblr.com/

I. CANNOT. BREATHE.

Favorite fucking part of Wedding Singer

Source: spidermanspiderman